This Is Not A Rug

The most honest scam in crypto. A rug that admits it's a rug, so it can't actually rug you.
We've entered a paradox from which there is no escape.

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> The Rug Paradox [ERROR: LOGIC BOMB DETECTED]

> We launched an SPL token on Solana and promised to rug pull it.

> By publicly announcing the rug, we created a dilemma.

> If we rug, we've fulfilled our promise, making us trustworthy. Which isn't very rug-like. (UNACCEPTABLE)

> If we *don't* rug, we've rugged you of the promised rug. This is the ultimate rug. (TRUE RUG)

> Conclusion: The only way to rug is not to rug. You're stuck with us. Welcome to the machine. [SYSTEM OVERLOAD]

1,000,000,000 $NTARUG

Because a billion sounds more impressive when it goes to zero. Or doesn't. (IT WILL)

Burned Forever

We threw away the keys. We can't touch the LP even if we wanted to. How's that for commitment to the joke? (IT'S A TRAP)

0% Buy / 0% Sell

Taxes are for real projects. We are an honest-to-goodness fake rug. No fees, no funny business. Just vibes. (DECEIVING VIBES)

Go on. We dare you. See what happens when you try to force our hand. (IT WON'T BE PRETTY)